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[livejournal.com profile] eltea and I were commiserating/despairing yesterday about how Katniss in The Hunger Games takes a turn for the Bella Swan-ish in Catching Fire – apparently having forgotten that she spent the duration of the first book being awesome. Evidently a whole book of female empowerment was exhausting, so it was high time for some boyfriend-related wangst.

Uh, what the hell, culture? Can we please find a way of expressing femininity that involves neither (a) Katy Perry destroying my childhood by turning Candyland into a brothel; nor (b) insecure young women being ordered to prostrate themselves on the altar of man-worship? Related: Fuck you, Katy Perry; learn to spell.

Well, I quit. FUCK THAT NOISE, as Dana from Reasoning with Vampires would say (and often does). I'm going to be an FMA girl. Henceforth will I kick all of the asses and look good. Note: I'm not as concerned about the looking good part; I'd rather have an opponent's blood on my face than makeup.

So here are my FMA ladies and the reasons that they make me proud to bear a second X chromosome.



WINRY ROCKBELL


Why she's awesome:

Winry is a sensitive character, and she's been known to shed a tear or seven million, but she still kicks ass, because she doesn't take shit from anyone – including the guy that she's in love with, who happens to be a genius and a great kicker of ass himself (but this post is reserved for the ladies).

In the hands of a less-talented creator, Winry could very easily have become that ~*~moral compass~*~ Mary Sue who weeps and waves a handkerchief every time the heroes trot off into danger. But Winry gets tired of waiting after a few episodes and instead applies her not-inconsiderable mechanical brilliance to making a name for herself in the most competitive region in her industry. I love "The Princess Bride" as much as the next human being with a sense of humor, but can you imagine Buttercup telling Westley, "Well, fine, run off and have your little kamikaze party; I'll be over here holding down my dream job and ingeniously imagining new ways to be a better mechanic for when you make it back alive… or else."

I can. And it'd make her way more awesome.

Considering that Winry is an orphan with abandonment issues, the fact that she's mature enough to let go of the people she's afraid for and to establish herself alone is, in and of itself, pretty kickass. But the other reason Winry would obliterate all of the Bella Swans out there in a cagematch any day of the week is that when Winry's love interest is being a freaking idiot, she tells him so. And/or beats the shit out of him with a wrench (see above).



MAY CHANG


Why she's awesome:

May Chang is nine years old. She crossed a nigh-on-impassable desert, alone, to make it to a completely foreign country, alone, in the hopes of finding something that will save her native clan (which is apparently full of asshole adults who just sit around bemoaning the fact that May kicks more ass than all of them put together). She also throws knives with pinpoint accuracy, does powerful magic, and has been known to shred ravenous chimeras without getting a drop of tainted blood on her adorable pink outfit.

I'm pretty sure that when I was nine, my brother and I were building theme parks and castles for our Star Wars toys out of any materials we could get our hands on. That's cool, I guess. But it's not as cool as kicking zombies in the face (see above).



LAN FAN


Why she's awesome:

I have to be a bit ambiguous here to avoid any major spoilers, because Lan Fan simply gets more epic every time you see her.

Basically, my girl Lan Fan is a ninja. She hangs out with her ninja grandfather and the not-really-so-much-of-an-idiot prince that they're duty-bound to protect (also, they adore him; and you will, too, but today is for the ladies). If you're like me, you'll be a little leery of the quick-thinking, ass-busting ~*~girl!ninja~*~. "Oh, that's original," right? "I'm sure she's ~*~über-intense~*~."

Except that she is. Every time you knock Lan Fan down, she comes back stronger, smarter, and readier to bulldoze anything that gets in her way. She's deeply loyal and wholly committed, and she doesn't give up. There isn't time for a whole lot of self-pity in Lan Fan's life, because she's just got too many asses to kick. And she's going to look damn good doing it (see above).



IZUMI CURTIS


Why she's awesome:

It's not really a spoiler that Izumi vomits blood at intervals.

It's not a spoiler at all that she still kicks about as much ass as is humanly possible with only two legs.

For bonus points, Izumi is one of the most powerful alchemists in the show, but, occupationally, as she will be happy to roar into your face, she is A HOUSEWIFE. Happily-married, no less, and working in a butcher's shop. Because that's what she wants, and nobody who tells Izumi that she should want something different lives to finish their next sentence. (For bonus-bonus points, she's a pretty dab hand at throwing meat cleavers.)

Izumi is the kind of character who requires great care to write about, because there is pretty much nobody's ass that she can't hand to them on a silver platter, garnished with their eyeballs, in well under ten seconds. How do you beat that?

Answer: You don't (see above). You just run.



MARIA ROSS


Why she's awesome:

Ross, as a character, isn't an attention grabber. She is, nonetheless, an emblematic badass.

Ross is heroic in the line of duty. She's compassionate. She's the voice of reason when the protagonists most need to hear it and are least willing to listen. She's generous, undramatic, and intelligent, and she flat-out refuses to be a victim. (Barry and I are both are both harboring a serious crush on her accordingly.)

It's pretty much established fact that she and Denny Brosh are BFFs/hetero-life-partners. I would be delighted if they went on to have adorable, ass-kicking children. I would be equally delighted if they just kept cruising around Central, saving the day when necessary. The question of whether their relationship is romantic never really comes up, because it doesn't matter. Maria Ross is going to be Maria Ross either way. Is Brosh her man? Is he her wingman? I don't care, and neither does she (see above).



OLIVIER ARMSTRONG


Why she's awesome:

I could wax poetic about how fast I would flee from Olivier Armstrong, because she is goddamn terrifying in her sheer majesty. But I have a wisp of fanfiction that I couldn't find a home for, and I'm just going to let that speak instead.


There's a very particular kind of bravery that's roiled at Ed's core for as long as he can remember. He's always sensed it pulsing just under Al's politer resolve, and now that he's seen Hohenheim in action, he has to admit that it's pretty clearly genetic.

Some people would probably call it recklessness—the simmering heat that runs through the veins of the gold-eyed and gold-hearted. Ed prefers to think of it as possessing extremely manly
balls of steel.

Unfortunately, Olivier Armstrong has more testicular fortitude than his entire family put together.




RIZA HAWKEYE


Why she's awesome:

It says a lot about Hawkeye that she is fierce popularity contest competition for FMA's impossibly endearing pair of brothers and for its womanizing pryo. What makes Hawkeye so cool that she can beat out the boys even in the eyes of slavering fangirls who finally got to squeal over Roy's abs?

It could be the fact that she mercilessly – and unerringly politely – calls people on their shit. It could be the fact that she is never seen with less than two firearms on her person. It could be the fact that she's unflappable, laser-focused, diligent, dedicated, and really kind of sweet. It could be the fact that she's the Quiet One, except that she'll hold you accountable for your actions to the last, and she could take you out with a headshot from half a mile's distance. It could be the fact that she is the single most reliable character in the entire series, inconspicuously one of the warmest, and without a doubt one of the wisest.

She's also sexy as hell. And did I mention the guns? Because… guns. (See above.)







Some people – and I will be the first to admit that I'm often among them – have trouble developing female characters who kick ass. "But what do I do?" we howl at the heavens. "If I have her be snarky, she's that obnoxious spitfire; that's overdone and, frankly, annoying. And if she's just an ass-kicking machine, how do I make sure that she's not basically a male character with boobs?"

Well, like I said, I haven't perfected the art. But this fandom has proved to me, once and for all, that BAMFs definitively do not have to be male. They also don't have to act male – all of these chicks are still chicks. They don't kick ass despite it. They kick ass because of it. Hell, they just kick ass. It's who they are, and it's what they do, and it's why they inspire me.

If I ever get the chance to meet Hiromu Arakawa, I'm probably never going to stop shaking her hand. Thank you, FMA, for the role models. Thank you for the antidote. Thank you for the hope.






Sometime I might say more about the way male-female relationships manifest in FMA, and why those, too, make me weep for JOY rather than for BOY. In the meantime, if I've missed any ladies from FMA, or if you'd like to add a tribute to your own personal favorite female badass in the comments, please sing her praises below. ♥

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