I AM DYING.

Apr. 7th, 2012 04:52 pm
tierfal: (Al - HELL TO THE YES)
This could not be more my fault – as [livejournal.com profile] eltea put it upon presenting this unrivaled beauty to me, I "have magical powers of crackbunnying." But since I actually cried laughing, I feel absolutely no remorse. :'D

SPOILERS for FMA: Brotherhood! Also, HIGH-QUALITY COCAINE!

Scar lol from Eltea on Vimeo.



(Have you seen SNAPVID? See snapvid.)

tierfal: (Merlin & Arthur - lulz!)
My manager wants me to help with a survey. This morning, she suggested I play around with SurveyMonkey to figure out how it works. She should never have said such a thing.

If you're familiar with Monty Python and the Holy Grail, hopefully this amuses you a quarter as much as it amused me this morning immediately after coffee:


*THE BRIDGE*


If you haven't seen the movie, don't click, because you will want to send me to the loony bin. XD

In other news, I have no other news. I'm procrastinating on the only thing I have to do, which is a project I don't really like, but that's so unsurprising I can't even express my lack of surprise.

I hope this gives some of you a well-deserved laugh. ♥

tierfal: (Merlin - Glee!)
It has been a long time since I wanted a crossover this much. I might have to man up and write that shit. I have expert insider knowledge, including memorization of the theme song, the Map song, the Vamanos song, *and* the ending song.

COME ON, VAMANOS
EVERYBODY, LET'S GO
COME ON, LET'S GET TO IT
I KNOW THAT WE CAN DO IT

I could go on.

Someone please put me in a straightjacket before I hurt myself. XD

tierfal: (Arthur)
It's funny, because I had this crazy idea like I was going to finish my Script Frenzy today.

Instead, I went to a party.

MY PARTY. Join in whenever you have time. :D The party doesn't stop until we get bored. 8D

Be forewarned that my conduct over the past forty-eight hours has led me to believe that there is cocaine dissolved in my blood. O_o

MORE FUN STUFF. )

I've got more shit to type up, and more PARTYING TO DO. 8D

*has a rave, in her room, by herself*

Roommate: .....

tierfal: (Mello - Pimp)
I just wanted to tell you... that chocolate is like crack, only legal.

Maannnnn, [livejournal.com profile] eltea and I perved on so much Merlin shit today. It was fucking AWESOMESAUCE. 8D

Ooh, chocolate sauce. :D

Ooh, Mello comes with. >D

Mello: Have I told you today that I want to shoot you in the kneecap?

Script Frenzy madness -- THIS IS FLAGSTAFF!! ...thassrite, bitch. )

Plan for tomorrow: more sleep, less chocolate.

Odds of occurrence: .1/infinity

(Told you I was illiterate in numbers! 8D)

(At least I'm not trying to divide by zero yet. IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE.)

tierfal: (Mello - Reasonable)
This is a crack RP.

Write anything you want.

ANYTHING.

The one rule is to remember what my eleventh grade drama teacher told us: always say "yes." Like improvs, RPs die if you deny people -- if Harry Potter wants to go to WalMart to buy a gun, because this is how we will slay that bastard Voldemort once and for all, you are not allowed to start your next post with "Suddenly, Harry realized there was no WalMart in Britain and decided instead to go home and sleep."

You are allowed to start it with "Suddenly, Harry realized there was no WalMart in Britain -- which was okay, because the Doctor had just shown up with the TARDIS, meaning they could go to WalMart in America.

IN THE YEAR 2087."

You are also allowed to start it with "Suddenly, en route to WalMart, Harry got distracted by the bitchin' song on the radio ('Lollipop (Candyman)' by Aqua, of course), and his '92 Chevy pickup T-boned a classy muscle car.

The next thing he knew, a really, really hot blond was shoving a gun in his face."

You are also also allowed to use any of these as the beginning, if you so desire, though please specify which.

You are also also also allowed to respond to posts that have already been responded to, in order to take them in another direction and begin a Choose-Your-Own Adventure.

You are also also also allowed/encouraged to start new entry-replies if the comments are getting skinny. Please warn whoever you responded to with a skinny comment and move right along. :)

LET THE CRACK FLOURISH AND DESTROY THE UNIVERSE. DO NOT BE DETERRED BY ANYTHING.

tierfal: (Namikawa)
I have not replied to comments because... it would be crack. All of it. It would scar you for eternity. I will do that tomorrow, when I have recovered some semblance of vague sanity. SCOUT'S HONOR.

(And I was a Girl Scout, you know. Well, a Brownie. For two years. I learned how to tie a square knot and pined for pretty badges.)

Also it is frigging cold in this house right now and my hands are cold, ergo typos are less my fault than is usually the case.

CRACKY THINGS THAT AMUSED ME MORE THAN THEY SHOULD HAVE TODAY. )

So I was reading DN again and thinking about shit. Like you do. )

If any of this made any sense, you get a cookie.

But don't eat it; it's probably half pure sugar and half crack.

And half cookie.

And half GODZILLA.

CRACK!

Nov. 17th, 2008 12:28 am
tierfal: (Mello - Reasonable)
You know you love it.

Run. Run fast.

Tierfal Owns Souls; Also, She and Eltea Need More Sleep and Less Death Note )

Whew. /fangirly glee and absurdity of epic proportions XD

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