tierfal: (Merlin & Arthur - lulz!)
My manager wants me to help with a survey. This morning, she suggested I play around with SurveyMonkey to figure out how it works. She should never have said such a thing.

If you're familiar with Monty Python and the Holy Grail, hopefully this amuses you a quarter as much as it amused me this morning immediately after coffee:


*THE BRIDGE*


If you haven't seen the movie, don't click, because you will want to send me to the loony bin. XD

In other news, I have no other news. I'm procrastinating on the only thing I have to do, which is a project I don't really like, but that's so unsurprising I can't even express my lack of surprise.

I hope this gives some of you a well-deserved laugh. ♥

tierfal: (Merlin - Glee!)
It has been a long time since I wanted a crossover this much. I might have to man up and write that shit. I have expert insider knowledge, including memorization of the theme song, the Map song, the Vamanos song, *and* the ending song.

COME ON, VAMANOS
EVERYBODY, LET'S GO
COME ON, LET'S GET TO IT
I KNOW THAT WE CAN DO IT

I could go on.

Someone please put me in a straightjacket before I hurt myself. XD

tierfal: (Merlin & Arthur - lulz!)
Oh, there's a new chapter of the Cliffhanger Fic that fic I'm bored of something really lame "The Hunt."

Significantly more importantly, [livejournal.com profile] eltea mentioned this sort of a thing offhandedly, so I decided to extrapolate it into an LJ activity. I've been feeling lame today. MAKE ME LAUGH. :<

1. Think of your favorite fic. If you can't pick one, think of one or two you like a lot.

2. Rewrite the summary to describe the fic accurately, but making it sound as unappealing as possible. For example, the original Caveat Emptor summary is: "In which there are shopping trips, sarcasm, backhanded compliments, dark rooms, big guns, bubble baths, trauma of every sort, and detailed fantasies involving cake - lots of those. Let the buyer beware indeed." An altered summary might read: "What seems to be a fluff fic segues into a great deal of sitting around angsting in the dark. 'Light' puns should really be reasonable cause for homicide. Light wants cake so bad, man."

3. Post your rewritten summary in a comment WITHOUT giving any indication of the original fic.

4. Comment to your own comment with the name of the fic, the author, the original summary, and the link if you have one handy, so that we can all have some lulz.


**Don't get nasty! It's actually supposed to be kind of a compliment -- "This fic is one of my favorites not so much because of the plot, but because the author wrote it really well."

**Feel free to do this for one of your own fics, especially if you're worried about offending someone.

**You can do more than one if you want, in separate comments or numbered within a single comment.

**THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. MAKE SURE IT IS. OR I'LL FIND YOU. :o

tierfal: (Ten :))
O Rex
You are the sex
But I will admire you from afar like a stalkerish creep
So that [livejournal.com profile] crazyboutremmy doesn't have to eviscerate me, hang me using my own small intestine for a noose, burn my body, and then bury the ashes extremely deep



HAPPY, BIRTHDAY, [livejournal.com profile] icequeenrex! :DDDD And happy January 27 to everybody else.

Have some puppies. )

Peace, älsklingar.

tierfal: (Red or Blue?)
I honestly can't decide.

[Poll #1509158]

[I will presumably have a real!post later. Since you're all sitting there with bated breath, wondering how I'll waste your time next...]

tierfal: (Arthur)
(Jennyyyyyy, I got your note! ♥)

Today, I got all the benefits of another anti-fee-increase strike without having to cross any picket lines.

ftw. \o/

Now with TWO POLLS! )

tierfal: (Ten/Rose - Burning)
But first... I ♥ veterans and current members of the armed services. They have my gratitude and respect. ♥

And I do not ♥ Yahoo! articles that remark, "You might not know why Veterans Day is on the eleventh... but there was this war once, and then there was this thing called Armistice Day!"

...like... really? People should not be allowed to graduate high school if they don't know about flipping WORLD WAR I.

Ahem.

The Adventures of Tierfal and Stockholm John, but Mostly Just Tierfal. )

... :D

Nov. 9th, 2009 10:37 pm
tierfal: (L - Glee!)
So... tonight turned out really good for a lot of reasons. Primary among these was the fact that I decided that, after paying two hundred dollars to send my GRE scores to my other ten schools, I was entitled not to do shit (excepting a little bit of homework... goody-two-shoes, me?) for the rest of the evening.

MORE SPECIFIC REASONS. )

lolwut?

Nov. 8th, 2009 09:23 pm
tierfal: (Near)
The power of knowing your audience:

My mother, referring to some actor: ...with Katherine Heigl.
My step-dad: Which one's Katherine Heigl?
My mother: "Grey's Anatomy"?
My step-dad: ...
My mother: Oh -- she was Steven Seagal's daughter in that movie with the train.
My step-dad: OH, her!

...

I'm considering posting really old fic. Like, from June. ARCHAIC.

And not particularly good. XD

tierfal: (L - Blue)
Apparently, my unconscious mind believes that Australia is a land of craggy scenery where herds of migratory wildebeest roam.

In other words, I had a dream where I was visiting Jenwryn. Sort of. )

In other news... )

Also, tomorrow, I'm jetting off to [livejournal.com profile] eltea's again, so... expect the first chapter of "The Hunt" (I FOUND A WAY TO GET A CHARACTER I WANTED TO INTO CHAPTER FIVE HAHAHA I WIN) and Halloween costume pictures Saturday, but other than that, I'll catch up with you guys properly on Sunday when I get back. :)

I think I'm postponing my Whopost until next week. Plz to be bearing with me plz? XD

...lol postponing a post lol. I didn't even do that on purpose. XDDD

tierfal: (Matt - Wanted)
MLIA pick I and MLIA pick II. XD

omgsrsly. Mika. Makes my life. So much more awesome. It's just tragic that I won't be able to synch my iPod to have this stuff for another two weeks. I'm already totally in love with it. XD

But seriously. Pick Up Off the Floor and Dr. John. SERIOUSLY.

Anyway... )

orz

Oct. 26th, 2009 08:23 pm
tierfal: (Mikami)
All I managed to get done today was my homework, and barely that.

I started a new fic.

I... am not a very clever girl.

MLIA pick.

Who babbling tomorrow, hopefully. :)

tierfal: (Near)
So many things are going to be ending starting tomorrow. O_o

Okay, not, like, particularly IMPORTANT things... )

tierfal: (White Guitar)
tierfal (5:05:24 PM): Madre: The house is at Potter Court and... what's that street?
Stepdad: [Reasonable Answer.]
Me: Malfoy Lane.


tierfal (5:09:02 PM): My mom was asking my sister if she'd heard anything about swine flu at high school.
tierfal (5:09:05 PM): Swine flu.
tierfal (5:09:06 PM): Confirms.
tierfal (5:09:09 PM): That MEN ARE PIGS.


Also, THISSSSSS. XD


Also, LOL SO HARD I didn't tell you guys -- so my 100%-Chinese stepdad has always had this running joke about how he's adopted, and in recent months, it's become a joke specifically about his "Sioux heritage." XD (I call him Chief Rests With His Eyes Closed and Snores.) OH BUT THEN he and my mother realized... his birthday is December 21st, and he'll be turning 50 in 2012.

He's Mayan. And he is causing the END of the WORLD.

/no one is surprised

tierfal: (L - Bewildered)
Today was... not very exciting. XD My Creative Writing professor nixed my story idea, because apparently "seven days after the Apocalypse" is not psychological realism, because it forces the reader to believe that the Apocalypse could occur at any second.

Like.... NOW.

...NOW.

...HOW ABOUT okay fine I get it.

The most exciting thing I did today was writing a sonnet to David Tennant's hair trying to help [livejournal.com profile] eltea with her homework.

An Ode. To David Tennant's Hair. No, seriously. )

YAY :D

Oct. 5th, 2009 09:11 pm
tierfal: (Ten/Screwdriver = OTP)
First, and most importantly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the ever-so-wonderful [livejournal.com profile] teenelizabeth! :D Your awesomeness knows no bounds, which is why I can't find the words to describe it adequately. ♥ Suffice to say you're loving, you're generous, and you write excellent poetry. 8D Hope you had a downright fantasmic twenty-first, and if you show me a fandom, a pairing, and a prompt, I will show you a birthday drabble just as soon as I finish killing some plotbunnies and nailing their hides to the barn door as a warning to the others. ^^

Today rawked. Alternative spelling mandatory. )

tierfal: (Ten/Rose - Burning)
Umm. I spent seriously eight hours Friday and Saturday icon-shopping, and then I forgot to send myself the folder so that I'd have it here at school. The icon on this post is the only one I was smart/decisive enough to upload at the time. OTL. XD

I then spent forever making 56 Who icons of mah own. Clearly, my priorities are in order.

There's also Just Calling, a Who drabble that isn't depressing for once! :D It's Ten and Martha being dorks. I lurve them. XD

Speaking of lurve, I got to talk to [livejournal.com profile] ca_te a bunch on Saturday!! ♥

In other news, here's why Tierfal and Eltea should be barred from fandom forever. )

ALSO. I miss my Jennikins. Like, a lot. ;___; I hope you're doing okay, bb. ♥

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